Nothing to see here, kids, move on... So says the guy in the suit with white socks and sunglasses.
Far removed from the dingy field offices haunted by Efram Zimbalist, Jr., today's Federal Bureau of Investigation has gone from an agency that kids dreamed of joining to, in approximately their own words, "just another intelligence agency."
Yup, back when yr obd't editor was a kid, being a G-Man was right up there with being an astronaut.
No more, I'm afraid.
Now they are more afraid we'll learn how a Stingray operates and maybe, just maybe, remember to turn off our cell phones before we go somewhere we'd rather not be found.
My advice? Go on eBay and buy a damn "candy bar" phone... one with a removeable battery and no GPS.
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