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Saturday, January 22, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
LEAKED! The Safari Club Speech
From unidentified sources, we have received a copy of at least parts of the speech twwwstlij will deliver to that All-American organization, Safari Club International at their upcoming gun show.
"Thank you, Larry for that wonderful introduction. I especially appreciated your kind words about my daughters, and I want to share that one of the common phrases around our household- in fact my wonderful Dad Chuck first coined it many years ago when I was a small girl, and now Todd has taken it to heart, and its so good to hear you say it so often, git 'er done. Yes, its a favorite saying that is very meaningful to my family. Appreciate your patriotism, Larry. Dontcha love your freedom? So many of you here tonight. Carrying guns. Love it. Thank you, really.
During the private reception so many of you, so gracious, glad I made it. Yes, Todd is here. Todd, stand up. So pleased he could too be here tonight. He loves guns almost as much as I do.
You are such a wonderful crowd, reminded of an old saying, guns don't kill animals, hunters kill animals. And we are all hunters aren't we. Hunting is good, built America, noone more patriotic than the American Hunter, carrying his gun, dog along too lookin' for that food, that food for his family, to feed them and make them strong. And maybe, just maybe he might see a threat to his family or his community and what does he do? He uses his God given gun to protect them. Dog baying, coon treed, how American, that wonderful hunter doing his best for the country he calls home.
Now some of you know me. Yes, thank you, as you might know I was running in the Presidential Election a couple years ago. Thank you, God Bless You. And I ran, yesy I ran because I couldn't stand the thought of that sort of person trying to lead our country - and we all know which way this country is being led - and I knew that was how it would be and I wish, and I know you do too, that the election had turned out different.
Hunting is all about prizes, just like elections, and I repsect the wide range of prizes you give for catching famous animals and I just want you to know that of God opens that door for me I will be trying to catch a famous anmial myself in a couple of years.
I wonder of there is a Boone and Crockett prize for apes? 'Cuz I am gonna bag us one, for everyone, the biggest one I can find in a couple of years.
I can hear the coon dogs baying tonight, and it just gives me chills to think that I will be on that hunt.
You hunters have a lot to be proud of and I am proud to be one of you. I am sure you watched me shoot that caribou in Alaska. Have any of 'ya been to Alaska? Thank you, thank you, its a beautiful State and I hope more of you will get there soon. As Governor I did everything I could to help keep down the populations of wolfs and bears who as you know eat much more moose than people ever will, so more of you can come up to our beautiful State to hunt and fish. Believe me I saw plenty of bears when I was fishin' on my TV show. Aren't they magnificent creatures? And so warm when you walk on them as rugs on a cold winters day, too. Thank you. God Bless you.
I am just so glad to be here at your gun show, I just wish I had more time to spend there.
You hunters, your club, when you go on your hunts to places like the country of Africa, you do more for those people there than any foreign aid the government might send to them, When you go to Africa, you help Africans in their own country which is good, and President Obama needs to understand that the Second Amendment and your right to carry guns and to use them as you see fit does more for the African People than he ever will. Thank you. Thank you. Really appreciate it.
"Thank you, Larry for that wonderful introduction. I especially appreciated your kind words about my daughters, and I want to share that one of the common phrases around our household- in fact my wonderful Dad Chuck first coined it many years ago when I was a small girl, and now Todd has taken it to heart, and its so good to hear you say it so often, git 'er done. Yes, its a favorite saying that is very meaningful to my family. Appreciate your patriotism, Larry. Dontcha love your freedom? So many of you here tonight. Carrying guns. Love it. Thank you, really.
During the private reception so many of you, so gracious, glad I made it. Yes, Todd is here. Todd, stand up. So pleased he could too be here tonight. He loves guns almost as much as I do.
You are such a wonderful crowd, reminded of an old saying, guns don't kill animals, hunters kill animals. And we are all hunters aren't we. Hunting is good, built America, noone more patriotic than the American Hunter, carrying his gun, dog along too lookin' for that food, that food for his family, to feed them and make them strong. And maybe, just maybe he might see a threat to his family or his community and what does he do? He uses his God given gun to protect them. Dog baying, coon treed, how American, that wonderful hunter doing his best for the country he calls home.
Now some of you know me. Yes, thank you, as you might know I was running in the Presidential Election a couple years ago. Thank you, God Bless You. And I ran, yesy I ran because I couldn't stand the thought of that sort of person trying to lead our country - and we all know which way this country is being led - and I knew that was how it would be and I wish, and I know you do too, that the election had turned out different.
Hunting is all about prizes, just like elections, and I repsect the wide range of prizes you give for catching famous animals and I just want you to know that of God opens that door for me I will be trying to catch a famous anmial myself in a couple of years.
I wonder of there is a Boone and Crockett prize for apes? 'Cuz I am gonna bag us one, for everyone, the biggest one I can find in a couple of years.
I can hear the coon dogs baying tonight, and it just gives me chills to think that I will be on that hunt.
You hunters have a lot to be proud of and I am proud to be one of you. I am sure you watched me shoot that caribou in Alaska. Have any of 'ya been to Alaska? Thank you, thank you, its a beautiful State and I hope more of you will get there soon. As Governor I did everything I could to help keep down the populations of wolfs and bears who as you know eat much more moose than people ever will, so more of you can come up to our beautiful State to hunt and fish. Believe me I saw plenty of bears when I was fishin' on my TV show. Aren't they magnificent creatures? And so warm when you walk on them as rugs on a cold winters day, too. Thank you. God Bless you.
I am just so glad to be here at your gun show, I just wish I had more time to spend there.
You hunters, your club, when you go on your hunts to places like the country of Africa, you do more for those people there than any foreign aid the government might send to them, When you go to Africa, you help Africans in their own country which is good, and President Obama needs to understand that the Second Amendment and your right to carry guns and to use them as you see fit does more for the African People than he ever will. Thank you. Thank you. Really appreciate it.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Whose voice do YOU hear inside your head?
I just hear my CIA controller.
Other people hear Glenn Beck.
Other people hear Glenn Beck.
Monday, January 17, 2011
She demonstrates her immense skill in crisis communications
telling the tingly-legged Hannity that although reporters were calling her and T(g)odd within hours of the Tuscon shootings, she didn't feel it was appropriate to comment until they had "all the information. We didn't have all the evidence."
Well 'cmon. If you wanted to look like any sort of a leader you would have said you were shocked like all Americans were by the tragedy that is unfolding in Tuscon, that the prayers of you and your family, and indeed all Americans go out to the victims and their loved ones, and that you have full faith in the ability of law enforcement and the criminal justice system to do its work.
Thats all.
Would have shut a lot of people up, since any reporters calling you in all likelihood would have prefaced your comments with a "we asked xxx for her reaction..."
Well 'cmon. If you wanted to look like any sort of a leader you would have said you were shocked like all Americans were by the tragedy that is unfolding in Tuscon, that the prayers of you and your family, and indeed all Americans go out to the victims and their loved ones, and that you have full faith in the ability of law enforcement and the criminal justice system to do its work.
Thats all.
Would have shut a lot of people up, since any reporters calling you in all likelihood would have prefaced your comments with a "we asked xxx for her reaction..."
twwwstlij's "become radioactive" in some circles - Maybe even in Wassilla?
Hannity says.
And she talks about Martin Luther King, Jr.
But, prescience?
She quotes Dr. King, "A lie cannot live."
Then she says, essentially, ...And i believe that its not just going to be providence that tells what the truth is. We have to do our part...
Gonna 'fess up, are ya?
And she talks about Martin Luther King, Jr.
But, prescience?
She quotes Dr. King, "A lie cannot live."
Then she says, essentially, ...And i believe that its not just going to be providence that tells what the truth is. We have to do our part...
Gonna 'fess up, are ya?
"I know it isn't about me personally"
hahahahaha
Bet Hannity bought THAT whopper hook, line, and sinker.
Actually, it IS about you, personally.
Bet Hannity bought THAT whopper hook, line, and sinker.
Actually, it IS about you, personally.
She admits they are "crosshairs"
telling Rupert Murdoch's buttboy Sean "Cutiepie" Hannity tonight that they were "crosshairs targeting" certain districts.
Funny, she didn't use the "S" word (surveyor) that I could hear.
Funny, she didn't use the "S" word (surveyor) that I could hear.
She also liked Obama's Energy Plan
It seems that twwwstlij thought highly enough about thinking logically and compassionately about our own ends that she signed a Proclamation (wswstblij)(when she was supposed to be living in juneau) as reported HERE.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
The drumbeats begin
From deep in the jungle of Alaska's last wild-er-ness, the Matanuska Valley, the tribal ritual of cannibalism, carried out by the light of the soon to be seen full moon is in preparation.
Seldom viewed by the general public, in fact NEVER documented by the erstwhile National Geographic, long-time friend of the pre-pubescent boy until savages around the world took to wearing American Eagle t-shirts, the soon promised takedown of twwwstlij by parties yet named by them who knows should put to rest, once and for all, the messianic status of the Matanuska Maniac.
Stay tuned.
Seldom viewed by the general public, in fact NEVER documented by the erstwhile National Geographic, long-time friend of the pre-pubescent boy until savages around the world took to wearing American Eagle t-shirts, the soon promised takedown of twwwstlij by parties yet named by them who knows should put to rest, once and for all, the messianic status of the Matanuska Maniac.
Stay tuned.
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