From deep in the jungle of Alaska's last wild-er-ness, the Matanuska Valley, the tribal ritual of cannibalism, carried out by the light of the soon to be seen full moon is in preparation.
Seldom viewed by the general public, in fact NEVER documented by the erstwhile National Geographic, long-time friend of the pre-pubescent boy until savages around the world took to wearing American Eagle t-shirts, the soon promised takedown of twwwstlij by parties yet named by them who knows should put to rest, once and for all, the messianic status of the Matanuska Maniac.
Stay tuned.
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