And from the "Fun With Fake ID" dept. (or is it the "Troopers Look So Studly" dept.?) comes this nugget...ON 4/5/03 AT 0100 HOURS, TROOPERS WERE CONDUCTING A SECURITY CHECK AT THE BLUE LOON, AND CONTACTED LEWIS BRATCHER IV, 19 YOA OF FAIRBANKS. BRATCHER, AT A DARE BY FRIENDS, GRABBED SGT. SCHOENBERG'S BUTTOCKS. HE WAS ARRESTED FOR HARASSMENT, BEING DRUNK ON LICENSED PREMISES. INVESTIGATION REVEALED THAT BRATCHER PROVIDED TROOPERS WITH A FALSE ID, AND USED THE ID TO PURCHASE ALCOHOL. BRATCHER WAS REMANDED TO FCC FOR UNSWORN FALSIFICATION, MAKING A FALSE REPORT, MINOR CONSUMING, AND THREE COUNTS OF PURCHASING ALCOHOL BY A MINOR. BAIL WAS SET AT $2,750.
Yes, dear readers, it WAS in Fairbanks.